Saturday, January 28, 2012

Miley Cyrus Enjoys Penis Cake

Miley Cyrus was spotted enjoying some cock, er cake, while celebrating her boyfriend Liam's birthday at Club Icon in downtown LA. The 19-year-old singer was also spotted drinking alcohol and partying all night. Thankfully, TMZ was there and we have such wonderful pictures. Check out Miley taking a few (illegal?) drinks below.





AND NOW THE MAIN EVENT! Miley eating some penis cake.



Save some for the rest of us, Miley!



My random musings while looking at the pictures:

I wonder if she blew the candles first.

Anyone know if she swallowed the cream filling?

Is Liam the cuckold?

The icing flavor is probably vinegar and onions.

Billy Cyrus reportedly saw the pictures and said, "You look so much like your mother." Bret Michaels also said the same thing.

If that were an Asian cake, she could fit the whole thing in her mouth.

Miley's on the same diet as Lindsay Lohan.

Should we spell it Bu-cake-e now?


Anyone else got comments? Let's hear them!

1 comments:

  1. This is very provocative and a rather rowdy behavior from Hannah Montana.

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